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Dear Myself
2011-02-11
One fateful morning, Hirofumi awakens to discover he has no memory of the previous two years. He has forgotten his classmates and everything he's learned at school. All he recalls is the car accident that caused his amnesia. When he finds a letter written to himself, he is shocked to discover that he has been romantically involved with the tragic and handsome Daigo! Can true love triumph over the loss of memory? And will Hirofumi be able to make Daigo smile again?
Film Girl
2011-04-15
From CoyoMoose:Nakamura Mei is a very simple high school girl. While at a cafe with her friends, they bump in to -none other than- the model Shirou's table. Mei apologizes and that's when Shirou notices something. Grabbing her he takes her outside with him and reveals that Mei was once a kids model - and that he's her idol-otaku!?Also included are two short stories in vol. 2:• Wonderful Cafe ni Youkoso• Anya Kouro
Going To The Troll's Kingdom
2012-05-30
Ary, the baby daughter of a noble woman in the demon kingdom, is ugly because her mother refused the blessings from her uncle. So Ary was swapped with baby Alex, a human beauty. However, Alex was also cursed by the same guy; the curse is… the 3 princes of the demon world will all be in love with her, but she can only love the "shadow."Some years later, the noble woman, wanting her own daughter to become wife of the crown-prince, plotted to kill Alex and brought back the ugly daughter from the human world. But the crown-prince only cares about his childhood friend, Alex.Alex, saved by the "shadow," went to the human world to find the "stick" of prince Ji Woo, who she loves the most but, instead, Alex got her memories erased and a new identity, the adopted granddaughter (niece?) of the chairman of a big corporation. (The chairman has the stick.)There, she lived like normal human, until prince Ji Woo appears...Â
Torikago Syndrome
2013-01-25
[Paradise Love Scanlations]Ayase is an orphan who has been held by a mysterious man who has never seen. One day is transferred to an academy where there are no rules and teachers can not enter the bedroom. Who will be the real person who sets the rules within the academy?
Kikimimi Zukan
2014-01-01
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. A boy who can see music... A man rescues an instrument from a museum... And a boy hears the first rhythm...These stories and more are included in this collection of music-related one-shots from the mangaka of Oh, My Sweet Alien! and Why Not Be My Dog.
Conductor
2011-01-14
Kuchiki, a flutist, was plagued by nightmares every night that forced her to seek the help of counselor Matsuzaki. Ishikura, a police inspector, unexpectedly discovered a headless mummified body in an empty apartment and is now on the case. When Kuchiki regains her lost memories, the curtains also opens to a tragedy!
Kinnikuman Nisei
2016-10-12
What do you do when a team of evil superpowered wrestlers from another planet threatens the health and safety of the Earth? Organize a team of GOOD superpowered wrestlers, of course! Mantaro, the son of legendary wrestler Kinnikuman, rockets to Earth and
Koi No Yamai Ni Tsukeru Kusuri
2011-01-14
Naoki is a total fan of the famous and hot duo CROSS. Fate gives him a chance to meet his favorite singer and seems to be deeply in love with him...but his co-worker and friend is in love with Naoki so...things are quite frustrating for all of them... b
Kento Ankokuden Cestvs
2011-02-11
Cestus, a young slave, fighting for is freedom as a bare knuckle gladiator studing under a legendary gladiator who faught and drawed with the head of the imperial gaurds in the roman era.
Mononoke Hime
2011-02-11
In order to satisfy their own needs for land and resources, Man is encroaching on their sacred territory, cutting down the trees and destroying everything else that stand in their path. As a result, the animal gods became angry and attacked the encampment.Into this conflict wanders a young boy, Ashitaka, a refugee of the Emishi people. His people still live in hiding, but when his village was attacked, he shot and killed one of the animal gods. For this he has been given the curse of death. He has begun a search through Japan to find the secret of his curse when he arrives at the encampment. Outside of the encampment he is attacked by the "Monster Princess", a girl raised in the woods by Moro no Kimi (a 300 year old female dog god) and who is driven by a fierce hatred for the humans who are destroying the forest. She has repeatedly attacked the encampment, but after she meets Ashitaka, she becomes torn between her loyalty to the animal-gods and the world of the humans.Surrounded by the warring characters of the humans on one side and the animal-gods on the other, each side believing in the righteouness of its cause, it is Ashitaka and San who must face each other personally and, by the end of the film, come to an understanding of each other's world and make the attempt to coexist without hatred and violence.Not far from the heart of the sacred forest where the great Deer God dwells, a new town called Irontown is founded. Conflict seems inevitable.A young girl, raised by wolves, and a warrior bearing a curse inflicted by the hatred of a dying Boar God are trying to make things right. Will they succeed?
Uwate Na Otoko No Otoshikata (Yaoi)
2013-01-25
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised.
Mahou Shoujo Site
2015-01-18
Asagiri Aya, a girl bullied at school and at home. One day, an eerie website, Mahou Shoujo Site, flashes on her computer screen and welcomes her to the Mahou Shoujo World.
Ikezu Kareshi no Otoshikata (Yaoi)
2013-11-02
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. On the grounds of a manga-event, ero-mangaka Yukio couldn’t help but get seduced into being scouted by the editor, Tanaka. Lured in, everything went fine for his debut but, in reality Tanaka is a sadistic editor. He’s not going easy on Yukio, but on one day, even though he’s an erotic manga artist, Tanaka exposes him as a virgin…A sadistic glasses wearing-editor x tsundere virgin ero-mangaka goes through their love training!
Megane - Hazushitemo Ii desu ka?
2011-01-14
Plot: A collection of short stories of girls who love their megane boys~!1) Bousou Otome by IKEYAMADA GoHigh school girl Chihiro is, in fact, a shounen manga author! She bases her manga on her wild ideas with her first boyfriend, Izumi-kun, but she's keeping it a secret from him...?(Also included in Get Love!! vol 6)2) Gyutto Shite Chuu by CHIBA Kozue(Also included in Gyutto Shite Chuu)3) Kimi wo Choudai by KURUMATANI Haruko(Main story is Zenbu Chodai)4) Kyuukyoku Kareshi ni Yamitsuki Kanojou by SHIRAISHI YukiChisako has a boyfriend that's the head of the public morals committee but she has a secret that he must not find out!(2nd story in Ojousama no Himitsu)5) Seitokaishitsu de Himitsu no XX by MAMURA MioMayu, who admired the student council president Kanzaki, enters the student council. But as she gets closer to him she finds out for the first time his cold, real face.6) Megane Jikenbo by NAODA TsubokoChiri is always competing with her childhood friend who is the top of the school. Ever since the one time that her result changes, she can't stop her mouth from saying that...?7) Megane Danshi wo Hitorijime? by HATTORI MikiWhen Sakurai came early to class one day, she starts talking to guy who wears glasses in her class who also came in early. Bored by his responses, she decides to steal his glasses revealing this four-eyes is actually quite a bishie!8) Kimi no Heart ni Koi no Ya wo by OTANI HanayoAkane loves her senpai of the archery club. She happens to confess in full vigor, but the answer is NO!
Kechonpa
2011-12-07
Ririko, a role model Charisma Gal from Shibuya, finds herself playing amateur detective after an unexpected turn of events. She is keen to solve cases to impress elite police detective Nii, a man she adores and regards as her fiance. But her enthusiasm leads her into a whole lot of trouble…
Super Darling!
2012-06-07
From Turtle Paradise:It's not that she tries to keep to herself, exactly: It's just that everyone seems to look right through her! Naturally, Sakuya Tohno has a complex about it. She says she's just like air: ever present, but never seen. All she wants is a friend, but building relationships isn't exactly easy for someone who is, for all intents and purposes, invisible. But then she hears a legend about the "Thousand-Year Sakura" and how, if one makes a wish beneath its perpetually-blossoming boughs, it's sure to come true. So in a moment of desperation, she races to the tree, only to find four very attractive boys waiting for her... And at that moment, beneath the cherry blossoms of the ever-blooming Thousand-Year Sakura, something incredible happens!Â
Gang King
2011-01-14
The lead character, Jimmy (Katsuya Oonishi) is an art student at Bara-Gaku ('Bara Juuji Gakuin'; Rose-Cross Academy). When he was little, he almost drowned, but was saved by a tattoo artist. From that day, Jimmy vowed to become a tattoo artist (because tattoos signify 'a hero' to him).Jimmy's a decent person by nature, but because of the people he hangs out with, he's considered a delinquent. Banko, his partner-in-crime, is a shrewd kid; he sells information on the popular girls (phone numbers, likes and dislikes, etc) in the area. Despite the delinquent exterior, Banko is actually really smart and has broad general knowledge.As the story progresses, Jimmy and Banko meet new people and they form a gang of their own; along the way they bump heads with other gangs from other schools/districts. This manga is not the typical highschool-slice-of-life story; it's got a rougher edge! This manga depicts some high school delinquents trying to get through high school life and gang fights. Okay no, mostly just gang fights.
Hime-chan No Ribon Colorful
2011-01-14
Tomboyish Himeko loves sports and playing with the boys, but longs to be a feminine, gentle girl like her name implies. When it looks like all is lost, suddenly a familiar face gives her a magical hair ribbon that grants Himeko the ability to appear like
Jigoku Sensei Nube
2011-01-14
The series follows Meisuke Nueno, better known as NÅ«bÄ“, an exorcist who also happens to be the teacher for a 5th grade class at DÅmori Elementary. While he uses many various exorcism techniques, his main weapon is the Demon Hand which is the power of a chaotic oni sealed right where his left hand should be. The series follows NÅ«bÄ“ and DÅmori class 5-3 though the many weird, chaotic, and downright silly and insane encounters they face with the many forms and elements of the supernatural.
Battle Royale 2: Blitz Royale
2011-01-24
This manga was released straight to tankobon (graphic novel) format, therefore there was no serialization. However, a thirty page preview ran in Akita Shoten's Young Champion Magazine. The problem with straight to tankobon manga is that there is no indication whatsoever of when the next volume might be released.Though the author is the same, the artist has changed from the original manga. The realistic grit of Masayuki Taguchi has been replaced by the lighthearted cartooniness of Hitoshi Tomizawa. Also, though it is still written by Koushun Takami, the original story is based on the universe of the films rather than that of the original novel.
Soul Mate Tourist
2011-01-27
Plot: At her grandmothers funeral 5 years ago Touno Mariko saw her grandmothers ghost. Ever since then she has been able to see ghosts. One day when visiting her grandmother she accidentally angers an old spirit and is saved by Takenaka Masato. Masato works for a spirit travel agency, which is exactly what it sounds like. As fate would have it Mariko now has to work for this agency to pay off her debt to the angered spirit.
Tobaku Datenroku Kaiji
2011-02-28
The overwhelming victory against the 'Bog' has been like a dream. Itou Kaiji, now free of debt but without a penny is leeching himself in Mr.Sakazaki's new house, despite all the flirtings (extreme torment for Kaiji) from Sakazaki's daughter, Mikoko. Sakazaki attempts to kick Kaiji out, even by offering a farewell 'we never knew each other' money of 3 000 000 yen. While Kaiji ponders himself on the decision, he is visited by Miyoshi and Maeda, two of his 'allies' he had saved from the last part of the series.The Kaiji series is divided into four parts:1. Tobaku Mokushiroku Kaiji2. Tobaku Hakairoku Kaiji3. Tobaku Datenroku Kaiji4. Tobaku Mokushiroku Kaiji: Kazuya-hen
Konbini-kun (Yaoi)
2011-08-20
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. Plot: To break away from his existence as a NEET and staying at home all day, Endou Hiroshi starts work at a convenience store. There he meets an arrogant and rude co-worker, Yamai Kouhei, whom he just can't get along with. However, after seeing a different side of Yamai and getting to know him more, Endou's impression of him starts to change for the better. But, just as things seem to be going fine for Endou and his return to society, his past comes back to trouble him.(NEET = "Not in Education, Employment, or Training")
Alice Binetsu 38°c - We Are Tsubasa Ga Oka D.c
2012-10-29
From Chibi Manga:"That was the highest fever I never had. Because of those guys."When I entered in high school I met the team of “tsubasa ga oka D.C” Those guy were so problematic but looked like Host! That’s what I thought at the beginning…“…bet with us Alice, bet with us!”“I’m going to ridicule you guys!”“Let’s make a deal. If I lose, you’ll have my first kiss”If it’s Takeru-kun, I can bet anything. I can give him every “first things” of my life.
Captain Tsubasa - Road To 2002
2011-01-14
After the World Youth, Japanese players are looking for pro careers in Japan and around the world.In order to fulfill their dream of World Cup 2002 in Korea and Japan, they must get stronger playing in various club competitions, home and abroad.
Orochi
2011-01-14
Ultracreepy horror comic from Japan`s supreme master of the genre. Each volume is a short story on to its own.BloodSet at first inside a gigantic, weird mansion, this tale is a story about two sisters. The older one, Kazusa, is the perfect sister, but the younger one, Lisa, is always scorned as inferior in comparison.One night after fighting with her husband, Lisa goes on a drunk-driving spree and crashes into another car. Fortunately, a mysterious girl named Orochi is there to divert the car enough, so that Lisa`s injuries aren`t fatal. As a result though, Orochi falls asleep for several decades.Eventually, Orochi wakes to find that she is being taken into the mansion where the two sisters now live together as older women where the truth gradually emerges where we find out the true nature of these sisters.
Teppen
2011-01-14
Uehara Kobato had the thought no place to go after she found out her mother was going to die. Her mother told her that Kobato had an older brother that works on TV in Japan. Insanely determined, Kobato went to Japan to get a job and finding her brother. She accidentally bumps to an idol name Shinjou Takeru, and due to Kobato s looks, was forced to auditions. With her age, appearance, manner, voice, confidence, and dancing skills, it actually made her pass. She and Takeru nailed at Fujishima Ioris auditions. Sadly, the agency thought she was a boy, due to the way she acts.
Tsuzuki Wa Mata Ashita
2011-01-14
From Bliss:Haruka and Saya spend their days living peacefully with their father in a small town. However, when a new neighbor moves in, unusual events suddenly start taking place. Strangely enough, they all seem to be related to Haruka and Saya's mother
Whistle!
2011-01-14
Whistle! is about a boy named ShÅ Kazamatsuri. He transfers from Musashinomori School to Sakura Josui Junior High School for better hopes to make the soccer team, since he never got a game at his old school due to his small stature. YÅ«ko Katori, his teacher, introduces him as a former star of the famed Musashinomori team, causing his classmates to be wrongly ecstatic. Right after that, one of the players, Tatsuya Mizuno, reveals that he was never a regular. In other words, since he never got the chance to play, ShÅ is a poor player. ShÅ struggles to improve his skill so he can make the team at his new school and to ignore the drastic disadvantage he has due to his height.
Sumikko no Sora-san
2012-04-24
This follows the story of a boy who has returned to his family's home in the country after failing to make his dreams come true. He thinks his way through his predicament with the company of his pet turtle, Platon. More complications arise in the form of a neighborhood kid Sora, who has, for some reason, decided that he is God.
Imasugu Onii-chan ni Imouto da tte Iitai!
2014-10-05
Rikuto had a new younger brother Ayumu after his father’s remarriage. However, little did he know that Ayumu was actually a girl and it was under her mother’s orders that she pretend to be a boy to him. Every day, his heart beats a little faster around his overly cute brother (sister), while her heart aches in having to hide her true identity from her kind brother.With the arrival of spring, Rikuto and Ayumu begin attending the popular private school Asaoka Academy, with Ayumu dressed up as a girl. As Rikuto becomes friends with his classmates, he notices that they all have something missing. His friend from middle school, Matsuri, has lost sight of what it meant to be a girl. The cool-mannered Mao dresses as a boy even though she is a girl. The extremely shy class rep Kimika wishes to change herself. With Ayumu by his side, he sets out to help them seek out what they are missing.
Kaihatsu Muramura Mode (Yaoi)
2014-09-30
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. Collection of short stories: 1-2) Ino and Takaya are schoolmates and childhood friends. Ino has a weak spot - a mole on his cheek. What will happen when Takaya takes advantage of it? 3) The story about Masaki and Haru, who share a room in dorms. They're secretly dating. Will they have a chance to spend some time together after the end of exams? 4) The story of perfect couple - Junji and Misaki. They're completely head over heels for each other. Is it possible that jealousy will destroy their extremely intense relationship? 5) Chihaya is kind and gentle lover, but Jun dreams about his partner going wild. He asks for help his friend. Will this bring him happiness? 6) Tanigawa sensei teaches his pupil Sano-kun how to relieve stress. What's gonna happen when he'll lend him a "helping hand"? 7) Short story about Jun and Ryo who, before they become brothers through their parents' marriage become lovers. 8) Extra story to 1-2). Takaya buys some sex toys...
Destroy And Revolution
2011-01-14
What happens when a person with supernatural powers, meets person with great terrorism idea? Find out yourself.This is a horror story in which the protagonist, Makoto, appears to be a normal kid and live a happy life, although in reality it is fed by anger and hatred. What is their secret then?From Baka-Updates:Makoto is a quiet, unobtrusive boy with passable looks and average grades. The last thing he expects is to be noticed by Yuuki - a model student who is as popular as he is notorious for his brilliance, his looks...and his uncanny knack for always having his way with everyone.Thus begins the fateful partnership between a nondescript high-school student with budding supernatural powers and an intelligent, charming young terrorist-in-the-making.
Yukan Club
2011-01-14
Everyday is the same old boring activities and pattern for the rich students of the St. President Academy's student council. The six of them only go to the Yukan/Leisure club because they have nothing else to do. One day, one of them gets into trouble, an
Fuan no Tane Plus
2011-09-15
Plot: More collections of chilling short stories dealing with urban legends, ghosts and superstitions all organized around a specific theme (School, Visitors etc.).
Yesterday o Utatte
2011-09-28
After college, Rikuo Uozumi, a boy without much ambition in life, takes on a job at a convenience store. The days pass by uneventfully for Rikuo until he meets his former girlfriend and classmate, but especially thanks to the unusual Haru Nonaka, and her pet raven… Readers of Toume Kei’s other works- Hitsuji no Uta, Luno, Kurogane- will enjoy her unique style.
Love Theory
2012-01-04
Mihoko Hawa, also known as "The Blue-eyed Demon", is a foul tempered girl who runs the Fine Arts Club at Koisen Institute. One day, she's asked to accept some troublemakers at her club, that's how Takumi Kunashuro and his friends become fine arts club members. Not only will she have to deal with this handsome and problematic guy, but also she will learn that graffiti is a valid expression of art.Â
Game Of Ninja
2014-12-12
"Game Of Ninja" follows the story of an era, ruled by ninja. Villages always seem to be at conflict and is in desperate need of heroes!
Crimson Hero
2011-01-14
All that matters to 15-year-old Nobara Sumiyoshi is volleyball-she is an awesome player with big-time ambitions. But sometimes it seems like a girl just can not get a break in the competitive world of high school volleyball.Nobara s family wants her to inherit the role of "young mistress, serving rich patrons at her family s old-fashioned Japanese restaurant. No thanks! When Nobara transfers to Crimson Field High School, known for its top-notch volleyball team, it turns out that her mother will stoop to dirty tricks to keep her off the court. With assistance from her feisty Aunt Momoko, who is got some connections at Crimson Field, Nobara decides to start playing offense.
Hakuji
2011-01-14
From Intercross:The beautiful, white skin of high school student Ichijo Seika stole the heart of the painter Manabe Akiharu.However, in order for him to paint, Akiharu must touch that "something" or else his image won't expand. While desiring to touch her, he worries that his thoughts will dirty her...
Ruin Explorer Fam & Ihrlie
2015-05-02
Long ago, a powerful magical civilization flourished. Its expansion into the world was abruptly interrupted by a terrible war that ended with all its former glory. As time passed, history became legend, and the people forgot the magical powers that once dominated the world...But not everyone ignores the past. Some, such as Ihrie and Fam, dare to search the forgotten ruins of the lost traces of magic. Adventurers such as they are called Ruin Explorers...
Bokura wa Itsumo
2011-01-14
The series is composed of four heroine/hero.Nori: An energetic, upbeat girl who was heartbroken sometime ago due to her childhood friend. Now she is headed to meet Haruna, the lonely kid who she always played with back then but she was surprised to see he turned out to be a hunk.Kyou: The school's prince. From a distinguish family: he is handsome, smart, athletic and rich. He has never struggle for anything in his life, be it money or women. Haruna's sudden return throws him off momentum.Saeka: Nori, Kyou and her are childhood friends. She is mature, composed and understands the two quite well. Although beautiful she has never gone out with anyone due to being in love with her teacher from middle shool. Will her feeling be answered or will she find an unexpected love around the corner!? Haruna: The boy who comes back after leaving for many years. His reason for returning is unknown. The guy who’s clouded with mystery shows interest in Nori. Does he really like her or is there something else behind it...Summary: Nori Sakurada is told to pick up her child-hood friend Haruna at the train station. While there she sees a handsome unhappy guy who tries throwing his phone on the ground but Nori saves it...Suddenly she finds out that out is her crybaby child-hood friend Haruna. What will this lead toAlso contains a side story called Himitsu noH-kun in vol.1:The well-known and popular Hakozaki-kun is the dream of every girl in Miwako’s school. However, he's hiding a secret! One day while walking down the street, Miwako notices him secretly taking photos of elementary schoolers!! Could it be that the famous Hakozaki-kun is actually… a… a pervert?!
Diamond no Ace
2011-01-14
It is a manga of high school baseball. The main character, who is a pitcher from a country high school, accidentally gets teamed up with a catcher from a school with an elite baseball team. He decides to quit his school to attend the school that this catcher plays.....(summary by Hooligan at Jcafe)Winner of the 53rd Annual Shogakukan Manga award (2008)
Lovely Complex
2011-01-14
Plot: Risa Koizumi is the tallest girl in class, and the last thing she wants is the humiliation of standing next to Atsushi Otani, the shortest guy. Fate and the whole school have other ideas, and the two find themselves cast as the unwilling stars of a bizarre romantic comedy duo.Lovely Complex Plus is actually volume 17 with the final chapter called Love Com Final. The first two chapters are about before Koizumi Risa and Otani Atsushi met each other. The third chapter is about their first encounter and a little bit of what happens to them after the ending of Lovely Complex.*Contains a side story called Hoshi ni Nattemo Aishiteru (Even When I Become A Star,I'll Still Love You) in volume 12:Reina wakes up surprisingly in her boyfriend's room. But it seems that she passed away three days ago...Lovely Complex Plus is Volume #17 and the conclusion of this series.
Mahou Wo Shinjirukai?
2011-01-14
It's a cute story involving a girl that could see Shinigamis. One is trying to claim the life of her boyfriend and she'll do everything she can to stop it...
Sidonia no Kishi
2011-01-14
In the distant future humanity fights for it's survival against the mysterious Gaunas.- from MU
Kurenai Ouji
2011-01-27
Is their meeting a coincidence? Is their love inevitable? Sakura Koujirou is a demon prince who descends to the human world in order to take human souls. But after a strange turn of events, he somehow ends up living with a human girl, Hana... This is a story of young love, sweet and touching.
Haitoku no Love Sick (Yaoi)
2011-02-11
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. From Storm in Heaven: A collection of shorts revolving around one couple. Private Menu is about Shinya, a 19 year old boy, who meets Toru at cafe he works at. Toru is an escort, and so beautiful that Shinya immediately falls for him. Blind gives a glimpse into Toru's life before he met Shinya, and Immoral Lovesickness finishes up the tale of the two boys. Sensual Love and I'll Only Make Love to You are both separate one-shots.
Mousou Catalogue (Yaoi)
2011-02-11
The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised. Mikoto has been dating Shinobu for a month, and he's ready to move their relationship to the next level. So ready in fact, that a hug sends him into an elaborate fantasy. Poor, poor deprived Mikoto. But he's not the only one. The erotic imaginations of sexually frustrated high school boys know no bounds!
Danshi Koukousei No Nichijou
2012-01-09
High school boys are really simple and curious creatures. They want one and only one thing: girls. But they haven’t got a clue about them. Male teenagers are dumbfounded by the girls’ thought process, actions, appearance and everything in between. They spend countless hours amongst themselves discussing and arguing their theories which are usually completely off base. If only they had the courage to ask them instead of screwing around and talking about nonsensical things, they might get somewhere.